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The Tragedy Of A Homophobic Roman Dictator
[And His Gay Conspirators]
Created on 2005-03-27 01:15:31 (#6585867), last updated 2005-03-27
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If you've ever read Shakespeare's The Tragedy of Julius Caesar, you probably realised just how incredibly flaming the whole thing was. I did. And so I rewrote it, and so I put it here.
Fair warning: we are much with the gay and the swearing here.
Cast of Characters:
Marullus: Gangster from whatever Rome's equivalent of Compton is. Straight.
Flavius: Gangster from whatever Rome's equivalent of the Bronx is. Gay.
Commoners: Does it matter? Gay. All of them.
Julius Caesar: Evil homophobic dictator of Rome. In gay-denial.
Calpurnia: Mrs. Caesar. Skank ho with a bad attitude. Calpurnia from the Block, as some commoners might say.
Marc Antony: Resident manly man who lusts after Caesar in private. And in public.
Marcus Brutus: Conspirator stuck between Caesar and Cassius. Gay.
Caius Cassius: Conspirator going after Caesar because he's a homophobe. Loves Brutus. So gay.
Octavius Caesar: Antony's lapdog. Gay.
Casca: The cherub-like, dumb, wise-cracking friend to all conspirators. Gay. Likes to watch Brutus and Cassius boink, at that.
Portia: Wife of Brutus, to maintain the idea that he does not, in fact, love the cock.
Cicero: Good with his mouth. Gay.
Lepidus: Octavius' lapdog. Gay.
Decius: Wants to love Caesar, really does. Gay.
I claim no ownership over this story or anything else good ol' Billy has done. Also, I know nothing of the history of the actual Julius Caesar and Marc Antony, so spare me the historical commentary, thanks.
Fair warning: we are much with the gay and the swearing here.
Cast of Characters:
Marullus: Gangster from whatever Rome's equivalent of Compton is. Straight.
Flavius: Gangster from whatever Rome's equivalent of the Bronx is. Gay.
Commoners: Does it matter? Gay. All of them.
Julius Caesar: Evil homophobic dictator of Rome. In gay-denial.
Calpurnia: Mrs. Caesar. Skank ho with a bad attitude. Calpurnia from the Block, as some commoners might say.
Marc Antony: Resident manly man who lusts after Caesar in private. And in public.
Marcus Brutus: Conspirator stuck between Caesar and Cassius. Gay.
Caius Cassius: Conspirator going after Caesar because he's a homophobe. Loves Brutus. So gay.
Octavius Caesar: Antony's lapdog. Gay.
Casca: The cherub-like, dumb, wise-cracking friend to all conspirators. Gay. Likes to watch Brutus and Cassius boink, at that.
Portia: Wife of Brutus, to maintain the idea that he does not, in fact, love the cock.
Cicero: Good with his mouth. Gay.
Lepidus: Octavius' lapdog. Gay.
Decius: Wants to love Caesar, really does. Gay.
I claim no ownership over this story or anything else good ol' Billy has done. Also, I know nothing of the history of the actual Julius Caesar and Marc Antony, so spare me the historical commentary, thanks.
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billy shakes, brutus, cassius, cobblers, disrobing caesar, flavius, julius ceasar, marc antony, marullus, miss bowers
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